firemen:

elfgod:

My nose is running

then u better go catch it

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spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

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what-a-nice-blog:

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY


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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*


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lesbiasta:

just googled it………. watermelons dont grow in water……….


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surprisebitch:

when you sit attentively in class but you dont understand a thing the teacher is saying

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
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death-by-lulz:

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austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich


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