h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole


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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable


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rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 


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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED


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fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows


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  • me: what do i do to find out about my future
  • me: *calls 911*
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jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign


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funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…
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mcporno:

hit me with your best sho- OW FUCK WHAT THE HELL MAN


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glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.
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eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

(Source: eclecticpandas)


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