hello yes cashier i would like a hamburger with small fries and a boyfriend
*Chokes on a d
elicious slice of pie*
wow breaking up with someone is really hard.
good thing i’ll never have to worry about THAT
how do we like this if we’re not online though??
that is true
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god