whathowdidyou:

hello yes cashier i would like a hamburger with small fries and a boyfriend

cinnibunny:

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*

slyfaceemoji:

booty had me like

laugh-addict:

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

orgasmic-humor:

wow breaking up with someone is really hard.

good thing i’ll never have to worry about THAT

lolzpicx:

(Source: kristiisyourfriend)

tatehorror:

burrgerking replied to your post: like this if you’re online :))))

how do we like this if we’re not online though??

that is true

laugh-addict:

(Source: taitai-808)

whatsacanada:

can i get a scholarship for eating

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god